UltraMagnus (Commissioner and Creator of WN95HL, The Q, Vintage)

He prefers his tequila straight up and making sure his calves are on full display.

• Strengths Forechecking anyone and everyone, "Magnus Clapper".

• Weaknesses Overcommits with goalies, and plays to the level of his competition.

Leagues: WN95HL, The Q, Vintage

Segathon (Grandfather of Puck)

Between his toes and goats, he finds a way to continue to be a unicorn.

• Strengths Top 3 Manual goalies in the world, "Dirty Down-B and Seagull".

• Weaknesses Sits on the goalie and thinks the Seagull is amazing.

Leagues: WN95HL, The Q

Belly (The G.O.A.T)

Head writer for Hockey News and impossible to waver, even when drinking.

• Strengths Everything, literally. Find a flaw and you can take his title.

• Weaknesses Maybe....really maybe, relies too much on holding the puck.

Leagues: WN95HL,