NHL95 Gazette Weekly Roast & Power Poll

Monday Power Rankings

Official Weekly Coach & Club Inspection — Published Every Monday Morning at 8:00 AM ET

SEASON STANDING 60% · RECENT RECORD 20% · GOAL DIFF 10% · STREAK 10%
★ PLAYOFF TEAMS (TOP 16) RECEIVE AUTOMATIC BOOST ABOVE NON-PLAYOFF TEAMS ★
MONDAY EDITION: November 2, 2026NEXT AUTO-UPDATE: MONDAY, Nov 9 (8:00 AM ET)
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🏆 SERIES WIN (3-1): SUMTER TRASH (SUM) TAKES THE SERIES 3-1 OVER BARRIE DOLTS (BAR) — COACH PINK ELEPHANTS STATEMENT SERIES♦
LLOYD10XMAS SUGGESTS IRRATIONAL KRAV SHOULD BE THE FACE OF THE LEAGUE, GENIUS♦
🚨 BLOCKBUSTER TRADE [W18]: AUTOBAHN (AUT) SENDS F MARTIN ST. LOUIS, F BRAD RICHARDS TO BARRIE DOLTS (BAR) FOR F JAMES NEAL, F GABRIEL LANDESKOG!♦
PINK ELEPHANTS OFFERS BLIND PICK SWAP TO END TANKING DEBATE, BOLD STRATEGY♦
🥅 SHUTOUT FINAL: TAIPEI TYPHOONS (TAI) 4, ROCKFORD VILLAINS (ROC) 0 — COACH NATHANMB LOCKS DOWN THE CREASE!♦
SEGATHON SHARES WE GOT ONE ANNIE POTTS GIF, SECRET CODE FOR CHAOS♦
🚨 FINAL SCORE (OT): ITALY EBC (ITA) 4, THUNDER BAY PIKE (TBP) 3 — COACH MARCUS VICK EBC WALKS IT OFF IN OVERTIME!♦
GAELICGOPHER TRADES GETZLAF FOR BOTH SEDINS, $97, AND A SLICE OF BLUEBERRY PIE, PURE AURA♦
🧹 SERIES SWEEP (2-0): GRAND RIVER HERONS (GRH) TAKES THE SERIES 2-0 OVER HAMILTON MUSTANGS (HAM) — COACH MOSES BOGART STATEMENT SERIES♦
ULTRAMAGNUS DECLARES BRING BACK THE OLD SHITTY BILL, WIN THE SHITTY WIN THE TOP PICK♦
TICKLEPUSS SHARES JIM HALPERT FACE GIF, LOCKER ROOM ERUPTS♦
MARCUSVICKEBC ON THE TRADE BLOCK: WILL TRADE KAR 1ST ROUND FOR OVECHKIN & ITA 1ST FOR CROSBY♦
🏆 SERIES WIN (3-1): SUMTER TRASH (SUM) TAKES THE SERIES 3-1 OVER BARRIE DOLTS (BAR) — COACH PINK ELEPHANTS STATEMENT SERIES♦
LLOYD10XMAS SUGGESTS IRRATIONAL KRAV SHOULD BE THE FACE OF THE LEAGUE, GENIUS♦
🚨 BLOCKBUSTER TRADE [W18]: AUTOBAHN (AUT) SENDS F MARTIN ST. LOUIS, F BRAD RICHARDS TO BARRIE DOLTS (BAR) FOR F JAMES NEAL, F GABRIEL LANDESKOG!♦
PINK ELEPHANTS OFFERS BLIND PICK SWAP TO END TANKING DEBATE, BOLD STRATEGY♦
🥅 SHUTOUT FINAL: TAIPEI TYPHOONS (TAI) 4, ROCKFORD VILLAINS (ROC) 0 — COACH NATHANMB LOCKS DOWN THE CREASE!♦
SEGATHON SHARES WE GOT ONE ANNIE POTTS GIF, SECRET CODE FOR CHAOS♦
🚨 FINAL SCORE (OT): ITALY EBC (ITA) 4, THUNDER BAY PIKE (TBP) 3 — COACH MARCUS VICK EBC WALKS IT OFF IN OVERTIME!♦
GAELICGOPHER TRADES GETZLAF FOR BOTH SEDINS, $97, AND A SLICE OF BLUEBERRY PIE, PURE AURA♦
🧹 SERIES SWEEP (2-0): GRAND RIVER HERONS (GRH) TAKES THE SERIES 2-0 OVER HAMILTON MUSTANGS (HAM) — COACH MOSES BOGART STATEMENT SERIES♦
ULTRAMAGNUS DECLARES BRING BACK THE OLD SHITTY BILL, WIN THE SHITTY WIN THE TOP PICK♦
TICKLEPUSS SHARES JIM HALPERT FACE GIF, LOCKER ROOM ERUPTS♦
MARCUSVICKEBC ON THE TRADE BLOCK: WILL TRADE KAR 1ST ROUND FOR OVECHKIN & ITA 1ST FOR CROSBY♦
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